Really??
Well, come right on in!
I'm the Doorman, just go straight into the lobby there...someone should get you up in one of our...er...best rooms....yes that's it...best.... oh and I'll tell you about this dump!!!!
You can pay by a) Credit card b) Cash or c) Sneak out in the middle of the night.
I should warn you though, this place is kinda messy - hell, it's shithouse. We're having trouble with the electricity in this place of late ; something about not paying our bills ; so you might not be able to see everything in it's true light. Shocking stinkhole it is, but once you get up to your room you should be fine...er, well, once outta the lobby...er...well....ah sod it. You can find your own way around the place.
Enter The Lobby
Not sure what you're in for? Take a peek through the window...
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