...From The Concierge's Desk...
COMPLAIN TO THE CONCIERGE
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Thursday 12th
Welcome to the 'new' Crappiness Hotel. Hotel Management are impressed with this new joint, cuz it's as shitty as the other, meaning they knicked the old Hotel's neon sign for this place.
Me? I'm ripped off my tit I am. This place is fucking huge. Downside is, it gives the H.M more room to fit you dipshits in. Oh yeah, and they're installing a urinal, so the pot-plants will no longer thrive on their daily urine sample from yours truly, but there you go.
To be honest, I'm so fucking overwhelmed with this new shit-heap that I'm not even going to take the piss out of Easter this year. In fact, I've made a centrepiece for the dining room just in time for the holidays. Sure, the capitalist bastards won't let it in the dining room, and have it out back (see here), but it's there, and it's staying there.
So fuck off and enjoy the new Hotel.
Signing Off
11:29PM
11:32PM